weaver-z:

I think the only person I’ve met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children’s science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you’d hear something like “WHO’S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?” and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.

mens-rights-activia:

slowtovvn:

slowtovvn:

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pansyfemme:

going to get your tubes tied and when ur done ur doctor shows you an ultrasouns and he’s tied them into a perfect baloon dog :)

scarecrowomen:

tatzelwurming:

pussyronin:

scarecrowomen:

pussyronin:

Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth

Count em

Well first of all there’s this guy

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Nothing wrong with me

afeelgoodblog:

jakeydoesit:

I miss pineapple bun Danny

louisegluckpdf:

louisegluckpdf:

yeah man i think im gonna be taking the ring to mordor tonight (< new way of saying you plan on getting really high)

incorrect-kyoshinovels:

Lek: Do you think if skeletons were real, “boner” would be a slur for them?

Kyoshi: I have wonderful news for you regarding the realness of skeletons.